She always exaggerates. Always.
ALWAYS.
ALWAYS.
People may fail you, but dogs and cats won’t. Until, of course, they demolish your furniture.
But I probably won’t.
Informed citizen, or happy citizen?
Again, today’s a downer, but it really DOES smell good in here.
What’s about to happen over the next few days
Dear Feastlings, I’m writing to you from the past. I suppose, technically, I’m always writing to you from the past since you’re never here looking over my shoulder as I type, but this morning, I’m writing to you from last evening. It turns out that our computer system is down, and so I’m here Monday […]
But they will be tomorrow.
Can we please just have our figurative fires back and be finished with this literal fire thing?
Once you lift the receiver, you won’t have to lift a finger.