I’ve eaten all over the world, so I’m omniscient.
Or least omnipresent.
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Oh, 2026, can’t we start over?
After all, it’s only been a couple of weeks…
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Hi, Marlin Perkins. Steady that tranquilizer gun.
Promises made, promises altered.
For the better, I hope.
Mi mi mi mi….me.
And also you, and them.
The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Allegedly.
Whatever feathers I can muster
All the things preventing us from doing all the other things
At least for now. We’ll do the other things soon.
Thankful to have made it through Thanksgiving, yet again.
And hoping to get through the other holidays as well.
Procrastinators, Unite! Eventually.
You know, when you get a minute.