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They’re loading up the shovels.
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The Napoleonic Bores
Poor Napoleon.
Late > Never
Though not by much, I know.
I’ve eaten all over the world, so I’m omniscient.
Or least omnipresent.
Oh, 2026, can’t we start over?
After all, it’s only been a couple of weeks…
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Hi, Marlin Perkins. Steady that tranquilizer gun.
Promises made, promises altered.
For the better, I hope.
Mi mi mi mi….me.
And also you, and them.
The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Allegedly.
Whatever feathers I can muster