April Foolishness
Fool me, you can't get fooled again.
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Thanks, Worm Moon.
I don't even want to find out why it's called that.
A slog, but not TOO slow a slog.
Mmmm- maple syrup.
Still in recovery.
One day at a time.
Open wide
They're loading up the shovels.
The Napoleonic Bores
Poor Napoleon.
Late > Never
Though not by much, I know.
I’ve eaten all over the world, so I’m omniscient.
Or least omnipresent.
Oh, 2026, can’t we start over?
After all, it's only been a couple of weeks...
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Hi, Marlin Perkins. Steady that tranquilizer gun.