Traffic stop
Or at the very least, a dramatic slowing.
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Divulge-a-thon
Do you know a suitable coworker for us?
The firehose
Or the garden hose, anyway.
Two dozen times
No wonder we're dizzy.
Oh yeah, that’s why I do this.
Oh, food and wine- you make me whole.
Green, green grass.
You know, on the other side of the fence.
Fitting more into April
As per usual.
The delete button.
You may want to use it anyhow.
Brown paper bags
Or at least three out of four brown paper bags.
Late more so than never
Mark another "tardy" on my email log.