In order not to go down the rabbit hole labeled “self-pitying” after a back-and-forth series of messages with my bank about the PPP loan we’re applying for, I’m going to keep this minimal: Today is the last day to order hub delivery if you’re on the East or West side
and tomorrow is the last day to order for the North or Northwest.
Saturday is the day of our wine tasting
and the last day to order for delivery to our Sunday hubs
and you can still order for the wine tasting on Saturday
or just from our regular menu.
That’s all I’ve got for you, unless you work for my bank, in which case you should be nervous that I’m going to move all of my accounts and loans to another bank come Monday morning.