ire riser

the offending item

I know when I sit down to dinner, I’m hoping to sit near the FIRE RISER.  It just makes me feel safer somehow.  So when I walked in this morning to this sign, I thought to myself, “well, this will be the table people fight over: the one facing this sign that screams, “SAFETY!”  As it turns out, the fire inspector told us that signage was only necessary outside, thus the next incarnation of the sign:

ugly, ugly ire.

In any case, the sign eventually came down and now our guests can eat at  table that instead screams, “THIS COULD JUST AS WELL BE A BROOM CLOSET!  BUT AT LEAST YOU DON’T HAVE TO STARE A A HUGE SIGN WHILE YOU EAT!”

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